daisyxpixies:

nightmaresandsexyghouls:

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

286,900 notes   •   September 30 2014, 10:28 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
mccoystardis:

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

fun fact: that “air” is actually there to prevent your chips from getting stale

mccoystardis:

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

fun fact: that “air” is actually there to prevent your chips from getting stale

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supernyatural:

girlwholovesdragons:

temperamentalheavingheart:

thinkthatthetimehascome:

ianoshea:

jocundasykes:

welcome-foolishmortals:

I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK

ICH WEINE

The one about the dudes penis being stuck is like a poem

THESE TOOK ME LIKE TEN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH I WAS CRYING AT EACH ONE

this post is terrifyingly funny when your high.

homohotlips69

Holy shit I am dying from laughter


HUNGRY for DONG

288,619 notes   •   September 30 2014, 10:24 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

jademonster42:

vannpires:

what month comes after september???

halloween

after that, at 61 days, is the longest month of the year, christmas

168,541 notes   •   September 30 2014, 10:23 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

satanspersonallapdancer:

kuntquats:

tag-redfield:

Guys check this out, I finally have enough beard to do that thing that turns you into an instant Disney villain…

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ALADDIN GIVE ME THE LAMP 

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you look more like Captain Hook had sex with Chris Evans and the God of Beauty was born

193,576 notes   •   September 30 2014, 10:23 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

leavemealoneimblogging:

I don’t understand girls who don’t like superhero movies, I mean I get that not all girls like the action and explosions and that stuff but this?

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Also a lot of superhero movies are really funny:

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And also Tony Stark

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73,777 notes   •   September 30 2014, 10:22 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

foodnun:

when your teacher lets you turn in something late

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113,681 notes   •   September 30 2014, 10:21 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
dannyaviclan:

*spooky scary skeletons plays in the background*

dannyaviclan:

*spooky scary skeletons plays in the background*

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